Dec 15, 2025

Tom Kelly goes into further detail why he feels the comedian Porkchop was wrong to steal his premise about Massapequa Moms. Tom may not own the word Massapequa, Mom, or Facebook groups. But if you are a comedian and all you know a topic is from a comedian friend . . . you can't use that as a bit. And definitely can't...

Dec 8, 2025

Is he the Soup Nazi of Long Island pizza… or the working man’s anti-hero? 🍕 Tom heads to Phil’s Pizza of Syosset, Long Island to sit down with Anthony Lorino—the guy behind those viral “no-nonsense pizza man” Instagram clips with millions of views. Anthony’s rants about napkin hoarders, Yelp trolls, and...

Nov 3, 2025

Join comedian Tom Kelly and guest Daniella Anastasio Bardazzi as they unpack Long Island loyalty, sexy Halloween costumes, skincare secrets, underwear drawer discoveries, and the truth about pelvic floor crystals. 

Oct 27, 2025

Tom Kelly and Steve Burger discuss: A Massapequa Restaurant charges students a SURCHARGE The types of Long Island guys who will "Ruin You" Words Tom Learned while going to college at Quinnipiac University in Connecticut. Is Rockville Centre Long Island "Bougie"? 

Oct 13, 2025

Why Long Island stand-up crowds are tough but loyal Tom’s Best of LI nomination and why he’s counting on YOU The eternal war: LIRR vs. Metro North (spoiler: Janette is Team Connecticut) Losing keys in New Haven, surviving Penn Station, and a surprise Uber rescue mission Hilarious stories of dating, aging, and...